Yeah - who, goddamnit!?

Hello! I'm the guy responsible for all the nonsense on this page. To the right, there is a picture of me sitting around in my apartment doing nothing. I like doing that. And: the wallpaper looks like grandma and needs to go.

My actual name is Bernhard. I'm almost 25 and live in Upper Austria, Braunau. (If you know your history, you probably know that town.)

When I have nothing else to do I develop games and sometimes draw silly comics. It's a better passtime than watching TV, I suppose. (Except when it's an animal docu. Without those, I wouldn't know how damn high penguins can jump out of the water.)

Okay, here are some useless facts about me:

• I'm 180 cm tall
• I have green eyes which for some reason won't let me see colors right
• I have the internet
• I visit a gym regularly
• I wonder if using hairgel over long periods of time is unhealthy

Well, that's it. Nothing more to read. Get outta here, okay?! BTW! You can also email me, if you wanna.